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Court4Fred
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 Posted - 06/30/2007 : 08:04:25 AM
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(Sung to the "Adams Family")
Da-da-da-da (snap-snap)
Da-da-da-da (snap-snap)
Da-da-da-da..Da-da-da-da...Da-da-da-da (snap-snap)
The Hanlon Budget Crunch!
They're angry and they're stubborn,
and just can't seem to lear-rn...
City Council has ad-journed....
The Hanlon Budget Crunch!
Their "hall" is a mau-so-leum
Where new hires come to see 'em
The DOR is gonna scre-am
The Hanlon Budget Crunch!
It's a crisis of his making..
The administration is a faking...
The City Council is a-waking...
to the Hanlon Budget Crunch!
So get that 1/12th budget
and don't you try to fudge it....
They're gonna call the judge in...
The Hanlon Budget Crunch
Da-da-da-da (snap-snap)
Da-da-da-da (snap-snap)
Da-da-da-da..Da-da-da-da...Da-da-da-da (snap-snap)
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keanu
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 Posted - 06/30/2007 : 12:45:50 PM
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| Get over yourself. You sound like the Almighty Stat Smith himself. Oh wait hes against gay marriage so it cant be him. Oh wait again Stat is for gay marriage when it's convienent for him. Stat you are so sad. |
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the penguin
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Posted - 06/30/2007 : 1:31:37 PM
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| Court you are one talented guy. Keanu you need alife and a sense of humor. |
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Citizen Kane
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Posted - 06/30/2007 : 2:09:39 PM
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| Keanu, you can dislike Smith all you want, but when you resort to lying you lose all credibility. Smith never said he was against gay marriage. So try getting over your own self. Surely you can find fault enough without making things up. |
Edited by - Citizen Kane on 06/30/2007 4:32:23 PM |
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H1ghCh4r1ty
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967 Posts |
Posted - 06/30/2007 : 3:26:59 PM
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Catchy tune, Court!
Nice job!
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Real McCoy
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Posted - 06/30/2007 : 5:03:27 PM
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| Court, as always a work of genius my friend!!! And as for you Mr. Ravenisi, or mean Ranieri, oh I mean Hanlon, oh I mean Keanu if you can't take a joke then get off this site. |
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Court4Fred
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Posted - 06/30/2007 : 9:58:23 PM
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Thank you, one and all....for your very kind words. Of course, I do "date" myself with these pop-culture references. You really have to be over 40 or so, I think, to appreciate most of them.
As for you, Keanu - you're not even creative enough to pick out your own avatar, much less pick a debate worthy topic. Smith could have you for coffee...much less a full breakfast. |
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massdee
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Posted - 07/04/2007 : 08:56:49 AM
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Dizzy - Vic Reeves
Dizzy,
I'm so Dizzy, my head is spinning
Like a whirlpool, it never ends
And it's you John, making it spin
you're making me dizzy
The first time that I heard you, John
I knew that I just had to make you gone
But it's so hard to talk to you with cronies
hanging 'round ya all the time
I want you John, to retire,
but you keep just making new hires.
You're going round in circle all the time
Dizzy,
I'm so Dizzy, my head is spinning
Like a whirlpool, it never ends
And it's you John, making it spin
you're making me dizzy
Finally got to hear your budget,
and I told you just exactly how I felt,
Then I tried to keep my money,
and as I watched you, my wallet began to melt
John you've got control of my money
'Cause I'm so dizzy, I can't see
I need to call a bank for some help
Dizzy,
I'm so Dizzy, my head is spinning
Like a whirlpool, it never ends
And it's you John, making it spin
you're making me Dizzy, my head is spinning
Like a whirlpool, it never ends
And it's you John, making it spin
you're making me Dizzy
I'm Dizzy
I'm Dizzy
Like a whirlpool
Dizzy
Dizzy
Dizzy |
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H1ghCh4r1ty
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967 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2007 : 12:53:29 PM
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Another good one massdee!
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Court4Fred
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1201 Posts |
Posted - 07/05/2007 : 09:27:08 AM
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| Excellent, massdee! :) |
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Fedup
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Posted - 07/08/2007 : 2:46:37 PM
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My feeble attempt at songwriting - Sung to the tune of - I LOVE TO GO A WANDERING (It's hot today and my brain is impacted)
I love to go a gam-ble-ing
Foxwoods is down the road
The City's a mess but I don't care
Let others carry the load
Val-da-ree , val-da rah-val-da-ree
Val-da-rah-Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Val-da-ree,val-da –rah
A gam-ble-ing I will go
It's budget time and I've done my part
The taxpayers, they will pay
We are at the levy and I don't feel bad
Because Janice and I got our way!
Val-da-ree, Val-da-rah, Val-da-ree
Val-da-rah, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Val-da-ree, Val-da-rah
A gam-ble-ing, I will go!
My 12 point program, oh what is that?
My friends all have good jobs
My sack of quarters is all I need
To drown out the residents sobs
Val-da-ree, Val-da-rah, Val-da-ree
Val-da-rah, Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Val-da-ree, Val-da-rah
A gam-ble-ing, I will go!
Two more meetings and the budget is set
Then there is no turning back
The City is in ruin but I don't care
Because I'll be playing blackjack!
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Citizen Kane
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Posted - 07/08/2007 : 4:31:12 PM
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| Fedup, I'm not familiar with the tune, but I LOVE the lyrics. |
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Fedup
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