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H1ghCh4r1ty
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 Posted - 01/27/2006 : 7:10:36 PM
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A little puppy told us that apparently the Mayor wandered away from his office and no one could find him...he doesn't use a cell phone.
He was found after a search team was sent out. Don't laugh it's true.
Hope there isn't an emergency, they will have to use a telegraph or smoke signals.
Emile Schoeffhausen
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Court4Fred
Advanced Member
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Posted - 01/27/2006 : 7:28:03 PM
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| That is hysterically funny. No technology past 1990 for hizzoner. No email. I'm glad he's willing to use a ballpoint pen; I would hate to see him using a chisel on granite to send a memo. |
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Court4Fred
Advanced Member
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Posted - 01/27/2006 : 7:36:39 PM
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Hanlons....meet the Hanlons....they're a modern stoneage family!
From the town of Everett, they're a page right out of history.
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Thru the courtesy of John's two feet.
When you're with the Hanlons,
have a yabba dabba doo time,
a dabba doo time,
we'll have a gay old time. (Well, at least a member of the administration will) |
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H1ghCh4r1ty
Advanced Member
967 Posts |
Posted - 01/27/2006 : 11:13:32 PM
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Court, you are fantastic!!!
I am actually singing that tune to the pup...and he is clapping!!!
we must meet sometime in our next lives......
you are amazing....the gay thing was on target....
even the pup sends a "thumbs up" to you
Emile Schoeffhausen |
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louie
Senior Member
188 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2006 : 2:00:57 PM
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Dear John
someone in your department is having an affair with a married man now who could that be |
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Court4Fred
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 Posted - 01/28/2006 : 4:44:59 PM
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Why, thank you, Emile. Thank you for those kind words, and regards to the pup. I'm glad you both enjoy my humor. You have to find humor in this whole situation, or you would go insane. We should meet in the next life. You will find me playing scrabble with my friend, Bob.
Lou, I hope you know this for a fact. I would hate to see someone hurt by rumor mill.
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louie
Senior Member
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Posted - 01/28/2006 : 5:27:24 PM
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oh yes my dear court I know this for a fact the mayor told her he didn't need this it came out the nite of
his swearing in |
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lizbeth
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Posted - 01/28/2006 : 6:20:51 PM
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| Why is this any of anyone's business? |
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WICKED PISSA
Senior Member
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Posted - 01/28/2006 : 6:23:43 PM
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| Statistically, the majority of all marriages suffer from some sort of infidelity. That said, I alluded to this in a past post some time ago. I got an email from a friend. Apparently the staff member was possibly going to lose their job over this when it came to light - and then everything got smoothed over - Lou, you're right, John was not happy and there was more than 1 closed door meeting over it. The wife of the cheating man is a sympathetic woman and has had quite a rough life. So how about we leave it at that. |
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H1ghCh4r1ty
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Posted - 01/28/2006 : 7:49:13 PM
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The Pup says:
"Let sleeping dogs lie...."
Emile Schoeffhausen |
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louie
Senior Member
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Posted - 01/28/2006 : 9:14:58 PM
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| wicked I would never name the people in a million years but, you have to realize that there are still meetings going on about this every friday in the mayors office and your right John asked this person to end it now his words HE DIDN'T NEED THIS NOW but on the other hand people have the right to do or see who they want they just shouldn't of gotten caught in a small time with many spy's in it. And I do know the wife and she wanted me to post this without anyones name |
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gen. mcarthur
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Posted - 01/28/2006 : 9:20:32 PM
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this is my own opinion i am not talking as a lawyer but you ask my opinion
its true so can we drop it now |
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H1ghCh4r1ty
Advanced Member
967 Posts |
Posted - 01/28/2006 : 10:55:53 PM
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General,
Are you an attorney?
Your post states it's true, if it is, there will be more to chat about later.
Nice way to start an administration....sex scandal right away!
We love it......
Bye the way, does she do a little too much drinking at lunch as well?
or would that be the other one?
The DWHH
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Emile Schoeffhausen |
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H1ghCh4r1ty
Advanced Member
967 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2006 : 10:10:25 PM
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I'm sorry to inform all that that the identity of all parties is very well known...
Public information at this point
This new administration is not off to a good start.
Emile Schoeffhausen |
Edited by - H1ghCh4r1ty on 02/01/2006 10:13:39 PM |
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H1ghCh4r1ty
Advanced Member
967 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2006 : 10:25:38 PM
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Dear John,
Why have you not had a department head meeting? It has been a month since you have been Mayor.
Do you, John, realize that it would be nice to introduce everyone......
or are you too concerned with the dress code and extramarital affairs in your office?
The Pup and I are concerned.....
Emile Schoeffhausen |
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Court4Fred
Advanced Member
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Posted - 02/02/2006 : 2:36:18 PM
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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of mayor’s win,
That started about six years ago,
it’s sure to bring a grin, it’s sure to bring a grin.
The mayor was a mighty ancient bore,
The Solicitor, old and grey.
The Administration set its course,
for a two-year long snore, a two-year long snore………
Then Freddy starting playing rough,
And Hanlon knew who was BOSS.
If not for the courage of a fearless few,
the taxpayers would be lost; the taxpayers would be lost.
While the city waits for the trial to start, it’s sure to be a while,
With Han-lon, and Krusevich too,
The Auditor and Fred F.,
The Treas-ur-er,
Mike Marchese AND Dan the Man
This is Hanlon’s style!
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Dear John
